#JESUS STEVE STOP JUMPING OUT OF THINGS UNLESS TONY IS THERE #YOU CAN’T FLY DIPSHIT #YOU ARE GOING TO BECOME VERY INTIMATE WITH THE GROUND #AND END UP AS ONE VERY PATRIOTIC PANCAKE
HE CAN JUST YELL FLAME ON
the mediocre gatsby
the decent wall of china
the ok depression
alexander the average
the hunky dory divide
the ordinary barrier reef
Alright Britain
can we all just take a minute to imagine steve rogers’ face the first time he heard someone say “motherfucker” casually
The photo above is the closest humanity has ever come to creating Medusa.
If you were to look at this, you would die instantly. End of story.
The image is of a reactor core lava formation in the basement of the Chernobyl nuclear plant. It’s called the Elephant’s Foot and weighs hundreds of tons, but is only a couple meters across.
Oh, and regarding the Medusa thing? This picture was taken through a mirror around the corner of the hallway. Because the wheeled camera they sent up to take pictures of it was destroyed by the radiation.
HOLY FUCK.
